Great War

The world of 4043. A time of modern technology, culture, and fashion. Truly the height of civilisation. Let's have a war. Everyone knew a big war was coming. Szarzchi wanted some stuff from Remland, Sinuon wanted to take more of EVERYONE'S stuff, and they're building a big sexy navy that was making the world uncomfortable. These two nations thought they were really cool. (Canocot and Gauvenia) But some of their allies didn't think it was so cool. And some have even betrayed their allies and switched sides. (Ricecakia and Delphinax) Everyone was talking about each other behind each other’s backs. Throw in the fact that military technology had come a long way since the last major war, And suddenly everyone was pretty eager to beat each other up, In this area of Szarzchi lived some Sinuonian troops who were occupying the land. So Szarzchi told them to leave. And that went just about as well as you’d expect. They thought about it. So, they said yes and the whole war never happens. Except no. They don’t say yes, But instead says no, and continues occupying the region. Szarzchi is understandably pissed about all this, So they go to their ally Delphinax and say, “Hey Delphinax, we’re going to declare war on Sinuon!” And Delphinax is all for that. So they start the international conquest of Sinuon, And when Sinuon consults their allies, they declare war. Szarzchi is friends with Delphinax, and Sinuon is a member of the WPA and Remland, which is enemies with Szarzchi, which is friends with the VOI, So they all declare war on each other. Skardinia joins in too. The Szarzchi Union is made out of three nations. And they kick the one which initiated the war, Denkong, out, and won’t help them. Which is great for Sinuon because Sinuon has a plan: They know that they have the biggest navy in the world and can crush the Denkongnese one easily. So with this guy in charge Sinuon would send its giant navy and army into Denkong at lightning speed, overrun Denkong while Canocot pushes back Ricecakia and Gauvenia. Defeat Denkong, send the army and navy to Riceckia and Gauvenia and defeat Riceckia and Aevenia. Then we all speak Sinuonian and eat Thfoisasifothyoea every day. Just one problem: Gauvenia is powerful enough to defeat Canocot with Ricecakia And Sinuon can’t waste any time pushing them back after taking over Denkong so Sinuon decides to place some troops there. So Sinuon travels through the sea, and accidentally travels to the remaining Szarzchi and gets killed by Denkongnese Submarines. What’s worse is that Aevenia decides to invade Canocot through neutral territory. Both sides have a propaganda extraviganda and this starts having a notable influence around the world, including in The Szarzchi nation of Draupnir. The Draupnir leader sees himself as a bit of a Jesus figure, And spends most of the war trying to get everyone to just hug it out. Let’s play: Spot the Skardinian soldier! Did you see him? Easy right? He’s wearing a horrible Skardinian uniform, And do you know who else spotted him easily, too? The Gauvenians. So when the Skardinians were slowly marching in columns to the countryside, the Gauvenians easily tore them to shreds with their giant guns. All the nations involved in this war went in with an old-school war mentality. And all of them had to upgrade their uniform and tactics a lot during the great war. Because this war was going to be like nothing anyone has ever seen before. Canocot and Sinuon’s ready to invade Ricecakia and way earlier than expected. “Hey, Crestile, can you get on top of that?” “Oh? Yeah sure! We’ve got this.” Nope. And the Sinuonians and Canocotians push hard into Crestile and Ricecakia. It’s better news for Ricecakia in the south, where they take over Alvenar. The Denkongnese and Delphinaxians also quickly jumped on to take Sinuonian and Canocotian colonies in Pinto. Back on the Denkongnese front, the Sinuonians land in East Denkong, reaching the Denkongnese border with the Szarzchi nation of Draupnir. At this point anyone would be forgiven for thinking the Sinuonians were going to get the quick victory after all. But things start to go wrong. The Szarzchi nation of Draupnir and some other countries really want peace and threaten everyone with war if no peace is signed. All nations reluctantly agreed. At the peace treaty, the borders barely changed except for the independence of Crestile, the crushing of Skardinia, Sinuon getting Southeast Denkong, the dissolution of Szarzchi, and Gauvenian occupation of Canocot.